Sh*t Happened 11/14/16: Bondi goes Team Trump, Sears closing, Mike Evans sits out the Anthem

It's Monday! Which doesn't matter. They're all Mondays now. Life is meaningless.

FRIDAY, NOV. 11:

President-elect Donald Trump named Pam Bondi to his transition team. Because OF COURSE HE DID.

The Sears at Tyrone Square Mall is closing. This has been your every-ten-year reminder that there was still a Sears at Tyrone Square Mall.

SATURDAY, NOV. 12:

So there's this: A couple of brothers from Slovakia are the fastest grave diggers in Central Europe, because they won a grave digging contest in Central Europe. Football is bullshit.

SUNDAY, NOV. 13:

Speaking of football, the Bucs' Mike Evans sat during the National Anthem to protest the election of Donald Trump. I will be sitting during the National Anthem the next time I'm somewhere they play the National Anthem because they still haven't figured out how to make the Hot Pockets so they're not cold on the outside and lava on the inside.

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