Sh*t Happened 1/22/18: Florida man mistakes bank drive-thru for Taco Bell, bombs, not-bombs

And the government sucks.

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I don't know. Just go with it.

Good morning! The government is broken.

FRIDAY, JAN. 19:

A Hernando County man passed out behind the wheel in a bank drive-thru, and requested a burrito when awakened. Let's not pass up this marvelous opportunity to demand that henceforth, all drive-thru banking should come with burritos.

A Pinellas County youth football league president is accused of scamming almost $30K out of the organization. Which is not very sportsmanlike.

SATURDAY, JAN. 20:

Hey, the federal government shut down at midnight. Again. Which side are you blaming? The other side? Yeah, it's the other side's fault.

A suspicious device that caused the evacuation of multiple businesses along Tarpon Avenue in Tarpon Springs turned out to be... a sandbag. Moving forward, perhaps we should just admit that terrorists probably don't give a shit about places like Tarpon Springs.

SUNDAY, JAN. 21:

And finally, somebody detonated an explosive device at a mall in Lake Wales, and more devices were discovered at the location. Maybe terrorists give a shit about places like Tarpon Springs, after all.


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