There's good attention, and then there's the other kind.
This weird little bit hit the wires yesterday about a woman a woman who snuck onto President Donald Trump's Mar-A-Lago property in Palm Beach on Friday and smeared bananas on some cars in protest of... "being cyber attacked"? Let's see: insane enough to go with fruit smearage, yet sane enough to do it at a time when the president is thousands of miles away, so there's no Secret Service involvement... it's so crazy it just might work. (Nah.)
Closer to home and infinitely more serious, a Sarasota sheriff's deputy with nearly 20 years on the job was arrested on multiple charges, including attempted murder, after allegedly scamming money from a 79-year-old neighbor, selling her dog on Craigslist and then trying to fake her suicide to cover it up. If only there had been some indication that he wasn't — oh, wait: "Bybee has been investigated five times in his tenure and suspended multiple times."
Pasco authorities swept three county strip clubs yesterday as part of an anti-human trafficking initiative. The sweep reportedly took seven hours and cost the taxpayers $300 in singles.
And finally, a Jacksonville Circuit judge stepped down yesterday — exactly one day before impeachment proceedings were to move forward due to alleged racist and sexist remarks and abuse of his position. It's really gotta suck when the only world you've ever known suddenly changes forever, and you wake up and it's just not cool anymore to tell an entire race of people brought here in chains that they should go back where they came from. Sometimes life just isn't fair.