Sh*t Happened 12/8/16: Trump is Time's Person of the Year, woman smokes meth in hospital, everything's over

I had a really insightful intro to today's Sh*t Happened, but then I took my dog to the vet and forgot it. Whatever! (She's fine, BTW.) Let's gander at yesterday's foibles, shall we?

OK, so, Tweetly McSpraytan is Time's Person of the Year. And he tweeted about it in customary fashion — by not reading or understanding that they didn't give it to him in a good way.

A dumb, mean, heartless Tampa woman who honestly thinks the Sandy Hook shooting was a hoax or a false flag op or whatever has been making death threats against a family whose child died in the mass killing. Dumb, mean and heartless is no way to go through life, ma'am.

A Spring Hill man was arrested for bringing meth and a pipe to his girlfriend — in the hospital where she smoked it while being treated with highly flammable oxygen. That meth is even a thing people look at and go "OK, sure, why not" serves as compelling evidence that maybe the emu and the wildebeest deserve to inherit the whole shebang.

And finally, to continue in that vein: "Ybor pizzeria offers gold and caviar pie to honor Trump." That's it. That's all.

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