You'll be wanting to get right to it, then.
Yet another Allegiant Air flight was forced to make an emergency landing at St. Pete-Clearwater International Airport, this one due to an unspecified mechanical issue. Thankfully, no sane person was endangered by the circumstances, because you'd have to be fucking crazy to get on an Allegiant airplane at this point.
Three people were arrested in a St. Pete meth lab bust in the Snug Harbor neighborhood just east of Derby Lane, near Gandy. We'll say it again: if it requires a Hazmat team because of the chemicals involved and is unstable enough to be considered a potential explosive, you might want to consider not, you know, putting it in ya. Just sayin'.
And finally, a consulting firm advised the Hillsborough County School District to eliminate more than 1,700 jobs, more than half of those teaching positions, in order to balance its budget. "I shouldn't have to pay for public schools because I don't have any kids," said some idiot who wants to be shot by a younger idiot a few years from now over the last bottle of potable water in the county. Education is everything.
This article appears in Jun 2-8, 2016.