How was your weekend? Hopefully not shooty or wasted on political discourse.

FRIDAY, JULY 22:

A 22-year-old St. Pete man accidentally shot his 16-year-old brother when the gun in his waistband went off as they were "play wrestling." Remember: Always take the gun out of your waistband when "play wrestling."

Hillary Clinton has chosen a white guy from the East Coast to be her running mate. Shocker.

SATURDAY, JULY 23:

A Pasco man received the state's first shipment of low-THC "Charlotte's Web" medical marijuana, and immediately went back to his regular dealer.

A manatee born in captivity got more attention for its 68th birthday than you will for any of yours during your entire lifetime. Life's not fair, son.

SUNDAY, JULY 24:

And finally, unlikable politician Debbie Wasserman Schultz will step down from her role as president of the Democratic National Committee as a result of Wikileaks' dumping of thousands of party emails, and will not have a significant role in this week's Democratic National Convention. Democrats! They're shady, too.