Sh*t happened 9/1/16: Bucs lose final preseason game, sometimes a P_N_S is just a P_N_S

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*looks outside, sees no rainfall or wind* Florida! Let's make this quick, so we can all go do something we never thought we'd be able to do this hallowed Tropical Storm Day 2016:

The Redskins beat the Bucs 20-13 in Tampa Bay's final preseason game. So glad they were able to get that out of the way a day early.

We might be mocking Hermine's lack of local potency but a giant tree did fall on a Seminole Heights home yesterday. No one was injured, but the family was forced to seek help from the Red Cross. Empathy: it's important.

And finally, just because it's been an unpredictable couple of days and you need something wholly predictable to make you feel better, a Georgia family is outraged that a fill-in-the-blank test given to their 13-year-old snowflake at a Christian school contained "suggestive" problems like F__K, P_N_S and PU_S_. It's like a Roschach for dirty minds! Sometimes, the unwarranted outrage of others is delicious.

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