From an ad in the Planet, pimpin’ upcoming shows at the Forum:

Holiday Packs as low as $57 (which ain’t low for me).

“Purchase 2 packs and receive a section of the Authentic Stanley Cup Final Game 7 Goalie net.”

A minimum of $114 for what I’m guessing is a 1-inch-by-1-inch square piece of netting (because really, how many could they possible give away if it was any bigger?).

It’ll look nice framed and placed on the wall next to my piece of the Authentic NASCAR Dale Earnhardt Death Car Tire.

This article appears in Dec 14-20, 2005.