FLOYD LANDIS
Doping may lose him Tour de France title. He's also lost his shot at Sheryl Crow.
MYSTERY MEAT
Times' grouper series finds one restaurant serving fish of an undetermined species. We're guessing possum.
REDNER BONKED BY STOOL
We know that conservatives have always wanted to give Joe the chair, but this is ridiculous.
ALASKAN PIPELINE SHUTDOWN, PART 1
BP blames corrosion; Bush suspects Islamofascist caribou.
PREMATURE CELEBRATION
Miami calm after Fidel lives. Even more calm after release of Miami Vice.
RAYS TAKE 2 OF 3 FROM BOSOX
Manager Joe Maddon sends Red Sox slugger David Ortiz a bottle of Jean Paul cologne. The fix was in!
ALASKAN PIPELINE SHUTDOWN, PART 2
Banks to team with major oil companies to offer loans right at the pump.
REP. NEY WON'T SEEK RE-ELECTION
Congressman most implicated in Abramoff scandal says, "I just checked my bank account, and I've got pleeeennnnnnnty to retire on."
FSU TODAY
Gannett buys student newspaper in desperate attempt to reach younger readers. Memo to Gannett: There are no younger readers.
