British doctors have developed what is being hailed as "Spray-on Viagra." Unfortunately for all those men eager to turn their one-eyed sailors into Popeyes, the excitement may be premature.
PSD502, which sounds like a ballistic missile, enables men who suffer from premature ejaculation to last up to six times longer. From the reports, the product does nothing for men with erectile dysfunction or a lack of sex drive. In other words, you won't see any infomercials advertizing "Hard-on in a Can." Rather, PSD502 seems to work like a numbing agent, desensitizing trigger happy cocks.
The product was tested on 300 European men, 200 of which used the real thing while 100 used a placebo. The men who used PSD502 claimed they had more command over their stick shifts. The subjects were asked to apply the ointment five minutes before sex, and then to time their sex with a stopwatch. According to dailymail.com, "intercourse increased from an average of 0.6 minutes to 3.8 minutes in the medicated group."
