Officers seized 990,000 hits of ecstacy. If you see a cop trying to make sweet love to a shag carpet, don't be alarmed.
Polls down, campaign manager departs, Sarsota CVS runs out of L'Oreal Dermo-Expertise Eye Makeup Remover.
2B? Nt2B? Is this a sign of a apocalypse? That is the question.
Sidewalks that float in the river. Little drawings of people walking dogs. We *heart* it!
Ronda overjoyed, says pink-triangle license plates are next.
AC/DC's Angus Young named Maxim's all-time no. 1 "short dude"
Young is 5'2"; his guitar is 5'6".
Bob Woodward keeps secrets from Washington Post
After all this, guy went and deep-throated himself.
Comfort food study: women like sugar, men like meat
Transgendered folks, study shows, prefer chocolate chip beef jerky.
From the Planet suggestion box:
If you're at a crowded concert, you're gonna get nudged. Calm down.
This article appears in Nov 23-29, 2005.