Striving for Success, Foley-style

Just one of many juicy exchanges in the newly released Mark Foley congressional report, from IMs between Foley and a congressional page:

Foley: what makes me attractive to you
Page: i dunno ....
Foley: try
Foley: its between us
Page: i like stylish, elite type ppl
Foley: good
Page: the type of person that ill strive to be later on
Foley: so i am stylish
Page: i'd say so
Foley: i want to help you become that person
Page: thats cool
Foley: very successful
Foley: and very confident
Page: im hoping
Page: well i'm confident
Foley: you will be
Page: now i just have to get the succesful thing down
Page: lol
Foley: and we will make you successful
Page: good good
Page: lol
Foley: as long as you don't mind me grabbing your dick once in a while

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