Super sexy CPR (videos)

In no way does this video compare to getting CPR certified by trained professionals, but that's not to say it's without instructional value. It is at least attention grabbing, which is more than can be said for most CPR videos played in high school health classes, featuring actors with feathered hair pounding on dummies. And to this video's credit, the lingerie model couldn't accurately demonstrate chest compressions without risking cracking the ribs of the other emaciated model.

The video more accurately demonstrates the correct techniques involved in resurrecting a partner during victim role playing. The compressions must be softer and involve dry humping.

Because the CPR video received so much attention, Fortnight released another video demonstrating Super Sexy Abdominal Thrusts in the event that your lingerie model sex partner chokes while you're feeding her chocolates.


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Super Sexy Abdominal Thrust from Super Sexy CPR on Vimeo.

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As reported by, in honor of CPR week Fortnight Lingerie and Red Urban advertising partnered to produce a Super Sexy CPR video. The clip features one lingerie model demonstrating a sensual version of CPR on another model who may have suffered a cardiovascular event related to various sexual practices or a coke overdoes.

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