Swinger team sports: everybody plays

The night starts out great. We are out for an evening of good friends, good cheer, a little laughter - and hot sex. The club we frequent is hopping with people. Women dressed in stretchy neon dresses, nighties, mini skirts, or low rider jeans (me) swarm around the bar. The music is the usual techno stuff that you would hear at any club, the air is filled with smoke, and the lighting is dim. I joke with my husband that the combination of alcohol, smoke, and dim lights makes everyone look hot! We squeeze our way to the bar and pay for the alcohol that we brought with us (typical bottle club).

After a few drinks I am the social butterfly, swirling between couples while my husband stands and talks to some friends we have met before. Swinging is like a game: Talk, drink, talk, drink; tag, you’re it! Someone finally suggests we go next door to the private area. Who is this couple we have engaged enough for the swapping of carnal knowledge of the others partner? Bob and Betty Sue, Jerry and Martha, Lucy and Gregory; we have all decided to go play as a team.

Team sports are not for beginners or newbies, as they are called in the swinger lifestyle. The rooms are small, and if there is any issue with your naked body bumping into your neighbor, you might not want attempt this type of romp. Four couples, one king size bed; how does this work out? Everyone seems to quickly pair off. Girls kissing girls, boys kissing boys (oh wait that didn’t happen, that is just my fantasy); everyone just jumps into the action. Clothes are dropping here and there, people climbing on the platform bed, bending over the edge, which just happens to be about two feet high and is surrounded by mirrors. I am lying on my back, Bob between my legs, Betty Sue is next to me at a slight angle with Jerry between her legs and Lucy kissing her on the mouth. Soccer Dad is being taken care of by Martha who is being taken care of by Gregory in the far corner. In the end, it’s a total mishmash of naked people having sex. Slowly people finish play time and the wait begins. There is always someone who has excessive stamina (sometimes good and sometimes bad). It’s amazing how comfortable everyone is in this type of situation. All of us lay on the bed, naked bodies touching each other and watch one couple have sex just a few inches away. I couldn’t walk out my front door naked, but I can have sex in front of a crowd of onlookers.

I enjoy the orgy atmosphere. As long as everyone is playing by the rules; which to me, is everyone has been adorned with a new condom before entertaining me, then a good time is had. Although this type of event is not for everyone, I highly recommend it if you are in the lifestyle.

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