Bloody Jeff Garcia
The perfect symbol for the Bucs’ season as the most irrelevant nine-win team.
President Ahnold?
The Govinator says if the Constitution were changed, he would love to be president. And if the script for Terminator 4 were punched up a bit, he’d love to play Sarah Connor.
Blizzard blankets the north
Sunshine and high-70s blanket Tampa Bay.
Linda Hogan rear-ended
In a Clearwater car accident. Just snuck in one last Hogan reference for 2008.
Banks can’t account for bailout spending
That’s OK, because they couldn’t account for all the bad loans they made, either.
Caylee Anthony’s body found
On the upside, this means we don’t have to watch her grandparents on the Today show any more.
Jim Carrey has the No. 1 movie
Another sure sign of the End of Days.
Toyota posts first loss since 1941
If we were the military, we’d post extra air patrols around Pearl Harbor.
This article appears in Dec 24-30, 2008.