Monday's hits. Sing along at home:
"Pasco investigating depression near 2 mobile homes." You really don't have to go too far from any mobile homes to detect depression, one assumes.
Orlando's police force announced it has (perhaps temporarily) ended its pilot program working with Amazon's emerging facial recognition program, not coincidentally after the ACLU made a ton of documents about the program public and privacy advocates went apeshit. The irony of making things public in order to protect privacy is still lost on most, though.
And finally, the Tampa Bay Rays nearly scored a no-hitter on their way to absolutely crushing the Washington Nationals 11-0. Like sportsball stats? Click through!
