SATURDAY 31
Pinellas Park resident Sami Osmakac is busted by the FBI for allegedly plotting terrorist attacks in Tampa, with targets including an Irish pub. Terrorist cabals send memo: "Attention: Contrary to previous intel, CENTCOM is based at MacDill. not MacDinton's."
SUNDAY 1
Tebow wins as the Steel Curtain crumbles! Hey, God. Good game.
MONDAY 2
Alabama wins the BCS national championship by besting LSU 21-0 in the Sugar Bowl. Sorry LSU boosters, it’s not two out of three.
TUESDAY 3
New Hampshire votes and Romney wins. In other surprises, sun comes up and tide goes out.
Gov. Scott delivers his “State of the State” address. Here’s ours: As long as Scott’s in office, we’re all still screwed.
