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Name of Kama Sutra Position:  The Slide

Position: Stepping away from the traditional Kama Sutra by a little bit, we find a position that is a variation of “Splitting the Bamboo”, but places the woman in control of most of the action. To accomplish this, the woman lies on top of the man, with her legs open to allow penetration. Once her partner is inside, she can close her legs and begin to slide her body up and down against his. This position will polish her “gem” and pubic bone like none other.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?  This position has a scream factor of 9.5 for women and and enjoyment level of listening to those screams of a 7.5 for men.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  No, this one should work out just fine for the average “tofu dog” sized male.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  Absolutely no pretzels or awkwardness of any kind during these motions.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  If you follow the directions given, you should be just fine... and yes, if the motions get a little wild and the man's appendage falls out, you are going to have to go through the steps again. Do not try to put it in while her legs are still closed unless you were one of those kids who liked to cram the square blocks into the circular hole at pre-school.

How long did you last in the position?  15 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  Yes, very much!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  This was definitely better than average.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  You are not going to get much more comfortable than laying on your back with a heavenly naked body draped over yours.

Woman:  Very comfortable, although complained of arms getting tired after the first 5 minutes.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  Yes, this was an intimate position. The body is tight against each other as you share spit and sweat in a frenzy of intimate passions. The woman lets herself go and does not worry about being prissy or messy, she just goes for it and does exactly what gets her off.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  Yes, my public bone was actually a little bit sore the next morning

Woman:  She concurs with the pubic bone ache... but she's not complaining!

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This position has the same tight sensation on the shaft of the penis as a good hand job (or a mediocre blow job). There is plenty of sweat produced, since the bodies are so close together and you will probably end up making your own “Slip n' Slide”. But it will be the best one you've ever ridden on.

Did she reach orgasm?  …YES!

Did he reach orgasm?  Yes I did...

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  No, this was was probably a little quicker than usual.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Hell yes... just try and stop me!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: On second though... maybe a little oil and rubber sheets would take the sliding action to a whole other level of danger and pleasure!

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