Orlando alt-weekly workers targeted with prostitution arrests

They assert their innocence because sometimes "relaxation" really means … relaxation.

Red Sox sweep

There was a World Series?

Oprah tearfully apologizes for abuse at her South African school

Turns out that students were forced to watch her show every day.

Father in Panhandle protests son's $53,000 strip club tab

The boy spent only about $17 in singles until the last stripper, who was — and we quote — "really, really, really hot."

New sanctions against Iran

They worked well against Iraq, Bush figures; why not use them against a country so similar that the only difference is the letter "n?"

Democrats at Orlando state convention sans presidential candidates

Without a chance to bump into Dennis Kucinich's wife at the bar, most report being disappointed with the annual rally.

French president walks out on 60 Minutes interview

Just like he did on the War on Terror.