The Coldest I Ever Was

Working in our family-run grocery store as a kid, I would be locked up by my sibs in the meat cooler for shits and grins. It was maybe 8-by-8 feet and always packed. Hunting season or no, there were always a couple deer carcasses, several cows, maybe a pig or two, and some weird shit like pheasant and quail. I think I saw a squirrel once. (The smaller the corpse, the greater my fear. Weird.)

I can't tell you how it smelled (I blocked it out; a therapist will drag it outta me under hypnosis someday). But it was dark and cold.

Turn-your-lips-blue cold.

Colder-than-a-thousand-Michigan-winters cold.

So I'd huddle freezing, in the dark, listening for the smallest sound that might indicate a bloody carcass hopping off its hook to smother me to death with its slimy, smelly, ice-cold body.

No amount of humidity can stave off the icy tendrils of fear at the mere memory.

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