The Cork Screw

The Cork Screw promises much clitoral stimulation as well as a grand view and easy pumping action for the guy. The Cork Screw begins with the woman on her back and the man above her in missionary position. The woman then closes her legs and twists her waist so that her knees are on her one side. The man then gains entrance through her closed legs and enjoys various penile angles in the vagina, specifically concentrating on the massaging of the clitoris and g-spot.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position receives a respectable 8 on the rating scale on the woman's behalf and a 7 from the man.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?


Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?

This position is very simple to accomplish for anyone.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?

Pull out your winkie, put it in, pull it out, fall asleep!

How long did you last in the position?

This one was a good 20 minutes... with some variation thrown in of course.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):

It is true that the man can reach those special spots easily in this position. It may not even be so much that you are actually hitting the specific love buttons as much as hitting new territories that have never been touched before.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):

It's good, but its pleasure is not so much in the position itself, as it is in the kudos you will receive for her enjoyment.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: Yes, it is comfortable.

Woman: Incredibly comfortable, but she definitely had a limit to the length of time she could be in the position. You will find that she is most comfortable on one side more than the other and will be able to last longer between switches.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? Yes and no. This position is a bit closed off, which makes it especially good as a “first sex” position. It feels safe for most women who are not yet comfortable with a guy and allows for ease of communication between partners while exploring each others pleasures. On the intimate side of things however, it a great position for first time anal, which is incredibly intimate no matter how you look at it... especially if you are guiding a woman through her first time. Do it right, or you shall never do it again!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Hell no!

Woman: Ditto...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?

This position is not a whole lot different than a standard missionary for the guy. Butt plug $30, rabbit vibrator $65, nypho's delight cream $25, watching the orgasmic faces your woman will make while exploring the inner reachings' of her “yoni”... priceless.

Did she reach orgasm?


Did he reach orgasm?


Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?

Yes, it did take longer, but it is set up to be a slow guided “get to know each other better” position. It is definitely not a slam-bam thank you ma'am.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?

Yes, I don't think that I will be able to get away without this position now that she has explored its pleasures. It really goes hand in hand with several of the other missionary variations and is a good in between before she goes up on all fours.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?

If you haven't been down the “Hershey Highway” and are looking for a great beginner position... look no farther than right here to break her in right!

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