Rockfest
Five hospitalized after 98 Rock all-day concert at RayJay; all diagnosed with "extreme nausea and vomiting" during a set by Daughtry.
Tenet's Book
Working title: It Wasn't Me: CYA at the CIA.
Baldwin Plans Book for Divorced Dads
Working title: Thaaat Bitch!
Mccain Launches Campaign
"I fought in the war for your types," he berates an audience filled with 40-year-olds.
Spider-Man 3
OK, Spidey fights three different villains and his own darker side, and still, Kirsten Dunst manages to keep her clothes on?
Bart's Wee-Wee
The cowabunga kid reportedly goes full frontal in upcoming The Simpsons Movie, borrowing the prosthetic penis Mark Wahlberg sported in Boogie Nights.
Brady Quinn
The bad news: The Notre Dame QB falls to No. 22 in the NFL draft. The worse news: He's going to Cleveland.
American Idol finalist Arrested
Jessica Sierra whipped a cocktail glass at a dude's head, sputtering afterward that "he looked a lot like Simon."
Property Tax Reform
Bizarro world: Republicans calling for higher sales taxes; Democrats want lower property taxes.
This article appears in May 2-8, 2007.
