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Get ready to get a little wet on this one. The woman is instructed to kneel in a tub half full with warm water, lean forward so that her man can sneak behind for dog style penetration.

While the woman holds one side of the tub for balance, she either runs the water from the faucet, guiding a stream towards her clitoris, or uses a detachable shower head to do the work for her.

The faucet gets a female rating of 8, while the detachable shower head a 9.5... you do the math!

The man is instructed to concentrate on pleasuring her with deep penetration and G-spot manipulation. This is said to enhance the orgasm possibilities of women who have difficulties, while prolonging the orgasm of males who have the exact opposite difficulty...

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

This position gets a 7 for the guys and a 9.5 for the ladies. Yes, you read correctly, that is a nine... point... five!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  None...

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  N/A

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  The set-up in your particular bathroom is what is going to dictate the difficulty here. An old fashioned stand alone tub is what seems to work the best. The closed in walls of a typical bath/shower limit movement and objects to hold onto for balance.

How long did you last in the position?  She orgasmed within 5 minutes, while I took my time and joined in for her second at around 15.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She LOVED it. Even though she is not a particular fan of rear entry as I am, the shower head put the entire experience over the top.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  For the man, this really isn't all that different from the standard dog that you can do almost anywhere that has a semi-stable ground to stand on. So, in other words it is pretty darn good!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  Okay, so you won't exactly be relaxing, but it is rather comfortable.

Woman:  She admitted that it wasn't particularly comfortable; but she added that she didn't particularly care that it wasn't!

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  This was an intimate position and while what I am about to say may sound corny, but it is true. The water that will inevitably end up running off of both of your bodies, and connecting your bodies much closer and deeper than mere skin on skin contact. Part of that is the intimate feeling of having a million fingers caressing your balls, inner legs, labia, etc...

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  Nope, but if you slip and fall, you most certainly will be. So be careful!

Woman:  No...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  I already gave away the best part, which is the feel of the water trickling down the sensitive areas of your skin, while you are entranced in traditional, straight to the point, dog styled pumping. It is as close to an orgy as many men will ever be allowed to get @!

Did she reach orgasm?  …Yes, a 7.0 on the 'dichter' scale.

Did he reach orgasm?  ...Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  She was a little quicker than normal, while I was about on schedule...

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes. Bathtub sex can often be disappointing; you don't have much room, the water washes off her natural lubricant, there is no room to spread out, and if you fall... well, that would be a bad thing. This is a good alternative that brings in the joys of water, the driving force of vertical sex, and offers enough stability for both to reduce the general risks involved.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Bring your own lubricant... all that damn water tends to dry out things back there!

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