Our boy's all growns up. After months of “Queer Eye†badgering, Joseph Bardi and his admittedly terrible hairstyle have been redone. The butt cut:
Now a thing of the PAST.
Of course, the blog was there to cover the FAJBMP, which turned out to be a fabulous affair.
We saw folks eat.
We saw Joe almost start crying. (That's Kara, hairstylist to the stars. She's a virtuoso.)
We saw folks pose for fictional melodramatic album covers.
We saw perhaps the greatest hostess of our age. (Bon, you're a goddess.)
And, in the end, we saw an overjoyed Joe Bardi finally join the party.
Tell me our convict of a copyeditor doesn’t look damn sharp.
Of course he does. Eat your hearts out.
This article appears in Nov 30 – Dec 6, 2005.