The Forbidden Zone

Rays, Mailer and damn dirty apes

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The Forbidden Zone

New stadium for the Rays
City leaders (politely) turned down offer from Kevin Costner to fund ballpark out of profits from Waterworld.

Oregon scientists clone "dozens" of adult primates
This is exactly how the apes came to take over Earth and, eventually, blow up the Statue of Liberty.

Huckabee outpolls Thompson in Florida
Word is that Fred is more worried about the writer's strike, since his supply of Hollywood-penned campaign stump lines runs out in two weeks.

Without Walls church donations down 11 percent
Founders Paula and Randy White scale back expenses, stop buying Bentleys.

Times poll: More Floridians feel state "has gotten pretty seriously off on the wrong track"
Compounding the problem is that we refuse to pull over and ask for directions.

Norman Mailer, 1923-2007
He was looking forward to the afterlife so he could finally sleep with Marilyn and cold-cock Capote.

Hillary campaign staffer planted question about global warming
When did Al Gore start working for the campaign?

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