I'm back on the hunt for my next fuck buddy applicant. The qualified applicant I came across wasn't available to accept the position – he already had an employer and was just testing the market. It was a great interview that ended too soon. I was prepared to have multiple interviews and multiple organisms with him, but that's the way it sometimes goes with fuck buddies.
My quest for a dependable, exciting fuck buddy has inspired and shocked my friends. I have one girlfriend who's recently divorced and sees the wisdom in the fuck buddy application process. Meet them, take their application, give them a thorough interview and either offer them the job or kick them to the curb. It's not that hard of a process, just one you have to be careful of.
This article appears in Jun 17-23, 2009.