Governor Ron DeSantis speaking with attendees at the 2021 Student Action Summit hosted by Turning Point USA at the Tampa Convention Center in Tampa, Florida. Credit: Gage Skidmore from Peoria, AZ, United States of America / CC BY-SA (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)
In Texas last week, a woman was arrested for murder and jailed on a $500,000 bond for taking medication to induce an abortionโ€”something that is not a crime in Texas, although the stateโ€™s lawmakers have banned the sale or delivery of medications that terminate pregnancies.

In Oklahomaโ€”where Texas women began obtaining abortions after Texasโ€™ six-week ban kicked inโ€”the legislature made providing an abortion a felony. If that proves a bridge too far for even this Supreme Court, Oklahoma will likely replicate Texasโ€™ law, which allows vigilantes to sue anyone who helps a woman obtain an abortion after a fetal โ€œheartbeatโ€ is detected. So women will have to drive to Louisiana, Kansas, or New Mexicoโ€”where clinics are already fullโ€”and, at least in Louisiana and Kansas, itโ€™s probably just a matter of time before Republican legislatures follow Texasโ€™ lead.

And then thereโ€™s Alabama, which made it a felony for doctors to provide gender-affirming health care to people under 19. Gov. Kay Ivey, after giving the issue the rigorous consideration it deserved, justified signing the legislation thusly: โ€œIf the Good Lord made you a boy, you are a boy, and if he made you a girl, you are a girl.โ€

Ivey signed a second law replicating Floridaโ€™s โ€œDonโ€™t Say Gayโ€ legislation and banning trans kids from using school bathrooms that conform with their gender identitiesโ€”reminiscent of the so-called โ€œbathroom billโ€ that turned North Carolina into a national laughingstock in 2016. (Weโ€™ll come back to that.)

Speaking of Florida, Gov. Ron DeSantisโ€™ newest appointee to the stateโ€™s board of education, Esther Byrdโ€”a QAnon lunatic who has defended the Proud Boys and Jan. 6 riotersโ€”publicly congratulated a โ€œwhistleblowingโ€ parent who complained about a high school teacher who wore a โ€œProtect Trans Kidsโ€ T-shirt on Transgender Day of Visibility. Of course, DeSantis and his allies assured everyone that the state isnโ€™t bullying LGBTQ kids but rather โ€œprotecting small children from the predations of adults,โ€ so I suppose Byrd was simply pleased that the school district had strictly enforced its ban on T-shirt slogans.

Or maybe she, like DeSantisโ€™ spokeswoman, believes the teacher is โ€œprobably a groomer.โ€ (Weโ€™ll come back to that, too.) DeSantis can claim that the law doesnโ€™t attack LGBTQ kids because its language is imprecise. Take its most controversial provision: โ€œClassroom instruction by school personnel or third parties on sexual orientation or gender identity may not occur in kindergarten through grade 3 or in a manner that is not age-appropriate or developmentally appropriate for students in accordance with state standards.โ€

The law enables parents to sue school districts if theyโ€™re offended by what their child has heard. In theory, itโ€™s only supposed to prevent teachers from โ€œencouragingโ€ โ€œinappropriateโ€ conversations, but in practice, what counts as encouraging or inappropriate is anyoneโ€™s guess. A second-grade math problem that mentions a same-sex family? That qualifies as โ€œinstruction on sexual orientation,โ€ according to a bill sponsor. But what about a first-grade teacher who answers a studentโ€™s question about why another child has two dads? A fifth-grade teacher who tells the class that she has a wife? A ninth-grade history class that discusses the Stonewall riot? An AP English teacher who assigns a book with a trans character?

Who knows?

Winning lawsuits isnโ€™t the goal. Vague laws like this are difficult to enforce. But they still intimidate educators into avoiding โ€œcontroversialโ€ subjects. So Republicans kept the law vague enough for DeSantis to score points with his base while criticizing Democrats and โ€œwoke corporationsโ€ for โ€œoverreactingโ€ to efforts to protect kids from predators.

Which brings us back to DeSantis spokeswoman Christina Pushaw, who tweeted: โ€œIf youโ€™re against the Anti-Grooming bill, you are probably a groomer or at least you donโ€™t denounce the grooming of 4-8 year old children.โ€

She โ€œexplainedโ€ her line to Florida Politics: โ€œThere is no reason for 3- to 8-year-olds to learn about sex in school, and anyone who wants to teach kids that young about sexโ€”particularly over parental objectionsโ€”is creating an environment where grooming can easily occur. โ€ฆ Pedophiles groom kids by talking to them about sex.โ€

Notice how Pushaw casually equates sexual orientation with โ€œsexโ€: Queers = perverts = predators. And here I thought Anita Bryant had been pied into obscurity 40-odd years ago.

But everything old is new again. The attacks on womenโ€™s rights have simmered for decades, waiting for a Supreme Court willing to play along; once Roe falls, red states will trip over themselves to pass the most draconian legislation. Critical race theory is but another means of stoking white anxiety, like school busing but with less grounding in reality. The current attack on LGBTQ โ€œinstructionโ€ in schools is a natural follow-up to critical race theory: Invent a problem, then create a solution that targets a marginalized group. Save Our Children. Anita Bryant would be proud.

The new trans-people-as-bogeymen strategy first surfaced in North Carolina in 2016, a year after the Supreme Court legalized same-sex marriage. The legislature overrode Charlotteโ€™s anti-discrimination ordinance and forbade trans people from using public restrooms that didnโ€™t conform to their gender identity, based on a myth that trans women are men who want to get pervy in ladiesโ€™ bathrooms.

HB 2โ€™s passage led to national boycotts, late-night mockery, and ultimately, the Republican governorโ€™s defeat.

Yet six years later, Alabama passed a similar law, and it barely merited mention. And during Ketanji Brown Jacksonโ€™s confirmation hearing, Republicans made clear that they want the Supreme Court to revisit same-sex marriage. Hell, maybe interracial marriage, too. Progress isnโ€™t a straight line. Rights arenโ€™t always permanent. Donโ€™t get comfortable; theyโ€™re just getting started. This train is rolling, and no one knows where it will end up. Populists will always need another target.