The Lonely Island's 'We're Back': in praise of impotence (video)

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nonexistent dick than a big dicker who has to constantly grip his lumpy glock with one hand while using it to fend off women. A man with a small dick is not only able to maneuver better, delivering roundhouse kicks to your face and laughing off knees to his groin, he also has little or nothing to lose.

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For too long gangster rap has ignored the talent and aggressive attitude of songsmith's packing BB gun sized penis pistols in their skinny jeans. Any man who takes pride in his small and or broken dick is far more dangerous and talented than a thug who suffers from a limping swagger and a constant lose of blood from the brain due to the burden of hauling around a semen cannon in his saggy trousers. Just imagine how much more free time a man with a broken dick has to focus on his craft of making mad rhymes or murdering big dicked bitches. I don't know about you, but I'm much more terrified of a lunatic yelling about his

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