The peace sign as a symbol for random oral sex

"next time you're in my office, find a way to flash me a peace sign.  It's an unconventional enough (nowadays) symbol that would function as a 'secret handshake' and yet be essentially meaningless (and hence risk-free) if flashed to someone other than me.  If you're lucky enough to have guessed right, and found me, then I'll flash a peace sign back and we can go from there."


The idea has caught on with people all over the United States, and possibly the world, who are flashing peace signs at random strangers. Posts of unrequited peace signs are now common.


I was sitting in my car the other day at the bank and happened to make eye contact with a guy in a red SUV in the line next to me.  We exchanged a few glances and I went on my way.  Further down the road he pulls up next to me to wave and then turn down a different street. I continued on my way when he was suddenly there again, next to my car, gesturing for me to roll down my window.  I oblige and he tosses a piece of paper into my car. It contained his phone number.


This was my opportunity. I flashed the peace sign, thinking he would understand and pull over for a hot session of oral sex. Instead, he just gave me a confused look. So maybe the peace sign isn't catching on as well as we hopped. Perhaps we just need a better sign. Hopefully one of you readers can suggest an appropriate hand gesture for garnering oral sex with strangers.


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I'm a frequent reader of secret blog sites.  I love knowing what other people are hiding, the secrets dieing to be told, and professing my own secrets from time to time.  I came across a particular secret, or maybe better described as a desire on a site called cavecanum.  The author suggested that there should be a symbol for finding someone willing to engage in oral sex with a stranger, kind of like the handkerchief code for gay men. The writer of secret #80903 says

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