The Pearl

This position begins with the man seated cross-legged with (hopefully) an already very erect penis. The woman then carefully guides her yoni and straddles him with a very deep, close, and intense penetration (at least in theory).

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position gets a man 6 and a woman 8.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? There is almost no possible, feasible reason you should have trouble getting into this position.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? Did not feel like a pretzel, but the motion was very limited.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: Shouldn't need it.

How long did you last in the position? This position was good for about 7 minutes, then she orgasmed, and I opted to try a different position.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She really enjoyed this position. It limits the man to being a simple mannequin with a hard-on. She can manipulate depth, clitoral stimulation, and g-spot location without him getting in the way.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): I would not say that this position is horrible by any means, but it certainly could use more avenues for the man to thrust himself into the woman and not have his appendages fall asleep in the process.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: No... read the above paragraph, my legs fell asleep along with that of my ball sack (can't say that has happened too often in my life).

Woman: She was very comfortable she would like me to say.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? This is actually a very intimate position and it is so simply out of the closeness of the couple during its consummation. There is a lot of heat and sweat created as the bodies are consumed into each other as if they are actually creating this pearl of which this position is named. The man has easy access to her vital parts and can easily caress and kiss her neck and breasts... no wonder she liked it so much!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Yes, did I mention my balls fell asleep... oh yeah, I guess I did, but it pays to mention this little fact again as a warning to my comrades who try it next.

Woman: No.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? Mentally this position was a bit boring and therefore tedious in its motion and patience while waiting for her to orgasm. It is definitely a bit uncomfortable for us men and basically pins us immobile and unable to do any slams, bams, or even thank you ma'am's (no thank you, as I think it would be difficult for most men to orgasm in this position).

Did she reach orgasm?  She had a great orgasm.

Did he reach orgasm? No, but it was worth the try.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? She orgasmed quicker than usual, while I have the assumption that I would've lasted until hell froze over.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Yes, she loves this position and when mamma is happy, daddy's happiness is soon follow. It may not be in this position, but she will give you your just desserts in one kama sutra position or another.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Sit on a pillow (this advice is for the guys). It will decrease the likelihood of your balls and legs falling asleep, which is a definite downer when you are trying to get it on!

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