You can only find out by reading Best of the Bay when it's published Sept. 16 or by attending tonight's Best of the Bay Awards Party, aka The Loafies.
It's a tough category to predict because, well, there were so many deserving candidates. Readers named a whole slew of 'em. Among those nominated: "All Democrats," "Any Republican," "anyone against gay pride," "anyone in the County Commission's office," "anyone who has focused on regulating strip clubs as their career," "crazy WANDA," "the Florida legislature," and (this may be the most cynical response of all), "The Honest One."