The Rustic

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Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Rustic

Getting into the position: The woman lies on her back with both legs straight out and thighs pressed tightly together. The man then proceeds to make love to her keeping both of his thighs on the outside of hers.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
Not too much

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? 
Pretzel ÒsticksÓ perhaps É

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?
You are probably going to have to transfer to this position from the missionary. Trying to get a hot dog in a bun that has not had its bread seal broken would be impossible, right? Well, the same principle goes for here, too.

How long did you last in the position? 
20-30 minutes. I lost track of time and space É

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): Oh yes
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): It was great!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Yes, then I fell asleep right after.
Woman: Typical man!

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)?
Yes, incredibly intimate! There is a lot of skin on skin contact, lip to face, tongue to cheek É You get the picture!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 
This position is similar to the standard missionary. The difference is in the tightness of the womanÕs Òyoni.Ó It seems to almost milk the manÕs appendage of all its life giving nectar É but I wasnÕt complaining!

Did she reach orgasm? YesÉ three!
Did he reach orgasm? YesÉ one and a half (err, maybe two).

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? 
It did take a bit longer, but that was all a purposeful act.  Oh, the wonders of Tantra!

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? 
Need you even ask É it was a number nine on the Richter scale!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
DonÕt be fooled by its name, this position is definitely not just for the Òold-timersÓ! Drink plenty of fluids and use the restroom beforehand. You wonÕt want any interruptions once you get into that saddle!

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