JILL CARROLL'S TWO-TONE COIF
The kidnapped Christian Science Monitor journalist is suffering from post-traumatic hair-coloring syndrome.
'THAT EXTRA OPTICAL INCH'
Check out shaveeverywhere.com. Words cannot suffice.
CHAVEZ VISITS FIDEL
Venezuelan president delights Cuban leader in hospital with a gift-wrapped tanker full of cheap petroleum.
THREE-PARTY THREAT
Joe Lieberman loses Democrat primary, leads polls as Independent candidate, mulls presidential run as Republican.
IRANIAN PRESIDENT ON 60 MINUTES
Claims he has President Bush's Texas Air National Guard records.
BANNED AT THE AIRPORT
TSA says baby food and lipstick now OK; small amounts of nitroglycerine still "under review."
9/11 ANNIVERSARY HYPE
With a month to go, our national tragedy is now just a Major Network Television Event.
ISRAELI-HEZBOLLAH PEACE
Let's hope it holds at least until you read this.
MICROSOFT XBOX GAMER SOFTWARE
Make your own 360 game; we're starting on "Kill Bill Vol. 1."
KATHERINE HARRIS' STAFF
What are they bitching about? With the experience gained in her Senate campaign, they could get a job tomorrow — at Starbucks.
—Compiled by Weekly Planet staff
This article appears in Aug 16-22, 2006.