The Short List

Playin' chicken

The Harriett Miers Nomination
Finally, Conservatives find out how frustrating it is to argue with a Conservative.

Arlen Spector says Supreme Court Justice Nominee "Will be Grilled"
Miers asks him to "please baste that ass first."

Throwback Weekend in the NFL
Bucs lose to arthritic 79-year-old Testaverde, and Favre puts up his age — 52 — against the Saints.

New Orleans Police Caught on Tape Roughing Up An Elderly Man
Will you still knee me, will you still beat me, when I'm 64?

Saddam Thinks He's Going to Get Off
What kinda prison are they running over there that he hasn't already?

Katie Holmes and Tommy Cruise Conceive
"You had me at I'm Clear."

Lost Classifieds
For sale: Plush bachelor pad on tropical island, 40 feet underground. '70s vinyl; extensive mirror work; hot chick in ductwork. $1.2 million o.b.o.

David Lee Roth to Succeed Howard Stern
He's got it bad, sooo bad: He's hot for Quivers.

Hillary Inducted into Women's Hall of Fame
Wait, there's a Women's Hall of Fame?

From the Planet Suggestion Box:
Don't get bird flu. That means you, chicken-sex-fetish-guy.

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