Not much to this one. Bizkit is a dog and he/she is having one intense dream. Enjoy.
- Democrats bow to lenders, revise mortgage bailout plan.
- Obama hits personal high in job approval polls.
- St. Pete police or Keystone Cops?
- The Coast Guard has called off the search for the missing NFL boaters.
- "Pakistan hunts militants after deadly cricket attack." They've weaponized crickets?
- When breaking & entering, try not to hit the air marshal's house.
- Blockbuster swears they're not filing for bankruptcy. (Which of course means they are …)
- Jimmy Fallon's a hit!
This article appears in Mar 4-10, 2009.