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The Short List: Eric Holder becomes nation's first black A.G.

By Joe Bardi on Tue, Feb 3, 2009 at 7:00 am

Why won't this kid start growing already?

Three more teenagers arrested for this week's firebomb rampage in St. Pete. Hey kids, next time why not self-immolate?

Back to "Freedom Fries" I guess …

If you haven't heard Christian Bale's Terminator: Salvation rant, go fuck yourself.

Britney Spears plans to take her kids on tour. What could go wrong?

Miss football already? Play it on your iPhone.

And to all you fancy-pants boaters out there:

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I'll have what he's having.