Is it just me or has September sucked big time? Wall Street is in shambles, Main Street is even worse. Creative Loafing files for Chapter 11. This message is brought to you by MasterCard, the official card of the Second Great Depression.
- Now that the bailout has failed, it's time to go Banana.
- Obama has the lead, but now's not the time to get overconfident.
- CNN compares Tina Fey's Sarah P. and the real thing — with disturbing results.
- The Rays rally at North Straub Park.
- And the Everglades just keep getting worse.
- Newspaper company doing worse than CL: The New York Sun locks its doors.
- Give me the God damn remote!
- Bad news golf fans: Tiger Woods may be out two years.
This article appears in Sep 24-30, 2008.