The strangest penis in the animal kingdom (video)

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While I'll admit that I am often intimidated by the massive specimens of human penises in porn, these meat-sticks never really terrify me, provided of course that there is a naked woman present to handle these beastly phalluses. But, for some reason there's nothing quite as unsettling, and simultaneously enthralling, as seeing the weird manifestations of the penis in the animal kingdom.

What follows is a video of Canadian leopard slugs getting it on while dangling upside down from a string of sticky love ooze. The video's narrator, who is just as disturbed by the action as the viewer, explains how these hermaphrodites intertwine their enormous, translucent penises that extend from the right sides of their heads, share semen, then retract to inseminate their internal vaginas.

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