U.K. TO SELL VIAGRA OVER THE COUNTER
Cuz if there's anything we need more of, it's randy Brits.
OREGON SNORKELER SHOT IN FACE, 'MISTAKEN' FOR GIANT RODENT
Was Dick Cheney in the Pacific Northwest this past weekend??
NEWT IN '08?
After narrowly avoiding being killed by the alien queen and escaping with Ripley, you'd think she'd kick back for a while rather than gear up for a presidential campaign.
GRAMMY SHOW
Take away Chris Brown, Christina Aguilera and Sting's biceps and it sucked.
WALK ON BY
What was that one Grammy presenter doing with a leather bag on top of his shoulders ... oops, that was Burt Bacharach's head.
AL GORE ON AWARD SHOWS
Stop it. Just ... stop it.
IRAN INTERFERING IN IRAQ
You gotta figure that if some foreign marauder invaded Canada and destabilized it, resulting in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Canadians, we would never, ever interfere in that dispute. At all.
SNICKERS AD FALLOUT
Nothing wrong with two guys kissing. There is, however, something horribly inappropriate about two guys gnawing on opposite ends of the same candy bar.
