The Toboggan

The man sits upon the bed with his legs out in front. The woman then slides in between his outstretched legs and scoots in far enough to allow penetration. She can wrap her legs around his neck for deeper thrusts. The woman can either lie on her back or sit upright, it all depends on how much control she wants. This position is known for its extreme penetration, but not so extreme action.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

I give this position a 5 for being neither worthy of like or hate.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  No... this is sex for the lazy woman and even lazier man. About the only thing I can think of that would create an uncomfortable situation here would be an existing hemorrhoid!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  While you are both reclined in a relaxed position, there is actually not much possibility of too much motion; rug burns on your rear will be about the extent of it.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  This is one of those positions that you can fall asleep in after you have finished, so there is no need to exert yourself beyond what you have to.

How long did you last in the position?  We lasted a good 5 to 15 minutes. I was so relaxed and comfortable, I may have dosed off a few times, so it is hard to tell exactly how long it was.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She would say that it wasn't too bad, although she wouldn't say that it was good either...

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  As sex goes, there are many other Kama Sutra positions I would rather involve myself in... as sleep goes, this is not a bad way to wake up at least!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  This Kama Sutra position is very comfortable.

Woman:  She agrees...

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  I think this position would have the potential to be intimate, but the lackadaisical action tends to lose both partners in a sort of zombie-like daze that is hard to shake.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No more achy and sore than a good long sleep.

Woman:  No...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This position felt like the blinding thrill of racing down the Alpines in a sleek carbon fiber toboggan... then I woke up and realized I must have dozed off while screwing in this position.

Did she reach orgasm?  No she did not.

Did he reach orgasm?  No, I did not either!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes, I can see myself 40 or 50 years down the road (when I am incontinent, on Viagra, and in a wheelchair) trying this position again. There is just not enough gain to warrant the wasted effort on what allows very little effort in the first place.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Throw in a couple of Chinese sex nets and a naked midget to push... and you just might have yourself a party!

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