â¢ that rumors of Stevie Wonder playing Tampa Bay are unfounded.
â¢ when someone says âprint is dead.â
â¢ that Omar on The Wire is dead.
â¢ that I only get to the beach three or four times a year.
â¢ Ben Affleck less than I used to.
â¢ fruit in my beer.
â¢ Donald Trump.
â¢ that my colleague Sal wonât accept my challenge to Indian wrestle.
â¢ that almost everyone uses âforeverâ to mark the past: âOh, I havenât seen you in forever.â
â¢ that when you get to a certain age, hairs starts to sprout on your ears.