Today’s Top 10 Actual Spam Subject Lines That Would Make Good Band Names

10. Coca Epistolary
9. Dine in Style
8. Plagiarize Intermarriage
7. Olympic Swat Bolshevik
6. Cousin Carpet
5. Primeval Taipei
4. Swept Uldertu
3. Digit Commission
2. It's Never Too Early for Xmas
1. The Superficial Emptiness

This article appears in Oct 11-17, 2006.