Top 10 sexiest interviews of 2011 (NSFW)

Alexis Ford:


Alfie: Before you got into porn you were doing live girl/girl sex scenes for bachelor parties in New York. What happened at those shows?


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Ford: I usually worked with a girl I knew and we had a routine. At first we torture the bachelor: we whip him, pour wax on him, rip his shirt off, and rip his underwear off. Then we go into stripping and take off our tops. From there we do ear muffs, which is when we lay a guy down and both put our pussies by his ears and pretty much pound his ears out. Then we give him a facial by flipping our legs up and rubbing our ass cheeks on his face. Then we’d tell him he was going to get pink-eye. Then we put a dildo on his head and make him fuck one of us while his buddies chant ‘Dickhead.’ From there we move into pussy eating. Sometimes, depending on who the girl is, it’s fake because, you know, the girls aren’t always getting tested. But if I’m working with a girl I know or she knows me, we might get into it. Then we put on a strap on, we lay the bachelor down and I fuck the girl over him. So I’m fucking her and little does the guy know that my toy has a pump filled with lotion and water. Suddenly I rip off the condom then splash the bachelor all over his face with the fucking cum, then smack him in the face with the dildo. Then we move onto double-headed dildos and anal ring toss, which is when you put a stick in your ass and the guys have to try to throw a ring on it. It’s like a fucked-up ‘Pin the Tail on the Donkey.’ Whoever wins the anal ring toss gets a lap dance. Then we do lap dances. The whole show usually lasts an hour. There was a time I was doing four or five of those a night on Thursdays and Fridays.
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Courtney Cummz:


Alfie: I'm so underprepared for this interview. What should I ask you?


Cummz: Would I fuck you?


Alfie: Would I fuck you?—(Yes, I repeated the question. For some reason, this suggestion confused me, possibly due to a sudden and pronounced loss of blood from my brain)—I mean, would you fuck me?


Cummz: As long as you like to stick it in the butthole. Some guys are afraid of it.

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Skylar Price:


Alfie: Were the producers of the Playboy reality show, Foursome, upfront about wanting you to have sex with your cast-mates?


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Price: They wanted everybody to be single because they wanted everyone to hook up: the girls to do stuff with each other and the guys to do stuff with the girls. Of course you could lie... When we got on set they had all these dildos laying around, and sex toys, and whips, and they set up all these scenarios like body painting. It was kind of awkward. You feel the pressure. You’re like, “Okay well, I do have to hook up with this person, I think.” But the two guys they picked were just douche bags. I couldn’t deal with it. And the girl really wasn’t bi so we just kind of skirted around the whole thing. But the show took me to Kink.com in San Francisco. It's in this old armory building and pretty scary if you've never been in that environment. I volunteered to get hog-tied because I’ve never done anything like that. The guy who tied me up was like, "Oh my god lady. What the hell? I put you in one of the hardest ties I have. You can really take a lot of pain. Here’s my card. Call me.” I was like, “Hell no.” I don’t want to do that for a living. That’s kind of scary. But then I was like, "Maybe I will." I had to try it. And I did. Then I started working for them.
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Delilah Strong:


Alfie: You have a pair of lips tattooed on your left ass cheek. What’s the story behind that? Did you have a girlfriend pucker up and kiss your ass to provide the tattoo artists a pattern to follow?


Strong: I got the tattoo in October of 2001. The story behind it was I was at a strip club with some friends and the girl on stage had the tattoo and I thought it was the best thing ever, so I went and got it the next day. It's pretty obvious that I'm telling the world to kiss my ass, but it pretty much became my logo in the industry. People knew me for the lips on my ass.

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Joanna Angel:


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Alfie: So what do sloppy blowjobs say about our culture?


Angel: It’s just a more sexual society. Bikinis are smaller. There are more sex scenes in movies. Six years ago I had to go to a specialty stripper store to buy outfits for scenes. Now I can go to Forever 21 where a 13-year-old can buy stripper heels and skirts that barely cover her ass. Things have gotten a little sluttier and maybe a little more open-minded. This all happened in Europe a long time ago. It has just taken awhile for Americans to catch on. I think our society is moving in a direction where sex isn’t as taboo as it used to be. I did not see two people having sex until I was in sixth grade when a friend showed me a Penthouse. I’m pretty sure that by the sixth grade most kids now have seen videos of people having anal sex. Times have changed, but everything works in circles.

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Taylor Vixen:


Alfie: In all of your interviews, everyone asks if your boobs are real. How often do you get that question, and how often do guys ask if they can feel your tits to see if you are lying?


Vixen: On set when I’m doing photos before a scene, it’s a standard question. Immediately when I pull my boobs out, they are like, ‘Oh my god, those are great. Are they real?’ I get this every time I shoot. I also get it a lot about my hair. They assume I have extensions. But no one randomly asks to touch my boobs.

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Charity Bangs:


Alfie: Did you have any traumatic experiences working at a strip club?


Bangs: Oh my God, I have the funniest story! I was giving a private dance for some guy and all of a sudden he started shaking really hard. Then his pants got really wet. He came in his pants. It was the weirdest thing ever. I was like, “What did you just do? Should I leave now?" I mean, you’re not even allowed to do that are you?


Alfie: I thought you were going to say he had a heart attack, which wouldn’t have been as funny?


Bangs: Yeah, it’s completely funny because he just came all over himself.

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Chanel Preston:


At Exxxotica Miami, Preston explained to me the finer nuances of her work in a "blow bang" scene for Justice League XXX. In the movie she uses her Wonder Woman powers to suck the life-force out of a team of superheroes. This led to a discussion of her future in porn. I suggested she make her directorial debut with the first “porn on ice” as homage to her Alaskan roots.


Preston: Can I steal that idea? I’ll reference you in the credits.


Alfie: Why don’t you just let me be in the movie. I’ll be the guy riding the Zamboni.


Preston: Yeah, you’ll be the Zamboner guy.

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Lauren Anderson:


Alfie: As someone who has posed nude for PETA, what do you think of PETA’s decision to launch an X-rated version of their website?


Anderson: PETA is all about doing whatever they can to get attention for their cause… If that works for them, then great. But, they definitely go over the top sometimes. I think you can get your point across without being so dramatic, but that is what PETA is all about and that is why they get attention, so of course they are going to keep doing crazy things… I don’t participate in all of that. I do not throw blood on models in New York or anything like that. My views are my own opinion. But, I used to go on Capitol Hill and do a vegetarian hot dog lunch dressed only in a lettuce-cup bikini.

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Amanda Cerny:


Alfie: When picking which photos to submit to Playboy, were you trying to project a certain persona or did you just send the ones that looked best?


Cerny: I had some photos from doing modeling here and there in college, so I just submitted the best ones I had from that. But it turned out I had to send nude photos too, which makes sense because you are going to be posing nude and they need to see what you look like. For that I just put my camera on self-timer.


Alfie: You submitted nude photos you took of yourself?


Cerny: Yeah. It was kind of funny. I put my camera on my windowsill in my room, put it on timer, ran to take the picture, then ran back to reset it.


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  • Alfie with Miss July 2002, Lauren Anderson, and Miss January 2010, Jamie Edmondson

Most every porn star and nude model I interviewed this year fell in love with me. Why else would they reveal so many intimate details about their naked bodies and sex lives? I'm such a smooth talker over the phone that when I meet these women in person, their usual reaction is: "Wow. I assumed you were fat." More often than not these "business encounters" blossom into much more, like my romantic steak dinner at the Penthouse Club with Taylor Vixen, or when Courtney Cummz offered to escort me into her private backdoor at Exxxotica Miami, or at NightMoves when Katie Summers kept trying to give me hand-jobs and Nikki Delano invited me to the Waffle House—possibly because she has a thing for lathering dudes in maple syrup. Below are excerpts from ten conversations that went beyond interviews to the kind of banter you would expect on a first date—a first date with someone who flaunts her sex appeal for a living.

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