Topless woman rampages in St. Petersburg McDonald's (video)

Security cam footage of a woman wearing only a thong destroying a local McDonald's

Dressed only in a thong, a local woman attempted to tear apart a St. Petersburg McDonald's Monday. After smashing her head a few times to activate her super strength, she waddled around the counter and started fucking shit up. After a few minutes, she stuck her head under the soft-serve machine for a delicious treat. The ice cream must have hit the spot as she seemed to calm down. The last we see of her, she is headed to grab a handful of fries for the road. A few employees can be seen in the video keeping their distance from the maniac. They did however take it upon themselves to post the security footage of the incident to LiveLeak with their own running commentary. 

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