We can rebuild him Credit: Wendy Slattery/flickr.com

We can rebuild him Credit: Wendy Slattery/flickr.com

ROMO IN MEXICO WITH JESSICA SIMPSON
Doesn't he know that if he wanted a good fish taco he could have stayed in the U.S.?

SCIENTISTS GROW RAT'S HEART IN LAB
Prep the vice president for transplant surgery, immediately!

GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS "CEREMONY"
Those of us who wished for a celebrity-free world in which hype and fashion are irrelevant are re-thinking our stance.

POLLS WERE WRONG IN NEW HAMPSHIRE
Post-election surveys reveal 57 percent of Democratic voters said they were "somewhat to very surprised" to learn that Barack Obama is black.

MIAMI HERALD OUTSOURCES COPY EDITING TO INDIA
Apparently there are more English speakers in Bangalore than in Dade County.

ST. PETE CRACKS DOWN ON PANHANDLERS
Will that extend to candidates in the next municipal election?

McCAIN SURGES ATOP NATIONAL POLLS
Does this mean that Rudy Giuliani is going to cry on camera at some point this week?