We Have the Technology

Now here's an election-winning strategy that is long overdue — don't focus on how you run the race, focus on how you rig the results. And to think I got out of the political business.

UPDATE: OK, I'll let the other shoe drop. It's a parody site, apparently perpertrated by the professional pranksters Yes Men, according to MoJo Blog.

Our editor, David Warner, sent in a request for more info with the website's "contact us" page and got the following response:

Dear Mr. Warner:

Thank you for your inquiry.  Election Consultants is a loosely integrated coalition of consultants that span the nation to provide cutting edge technical services.  Our mission is to create an improved voting experience specifically for our clientele.  By using breakthrough technology, we are capable of precise voter penetration well beyond traditional campaign services.

Recently, ComputerWorld magazine published a story about our organization:

For additional information, please contact me directly at 800-807-9147 between the hours of 8:00am and 6:00pm.

Yours truly,

Darius L. Parker

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