KevviModelhttp://www.kevvimodel.com/
Here's a little something for the ladies — eye candy who just happens to be underage and from Florida! Naughty, naughty … but you know you love it. Just so you don't have to worry about the rampant pedophilia stigma, KevviModel is a tease. No nekkidness, just oh so tantalizingly risque pictures in skimpy clothing last seen in your finer Richard Simmons videos. Not that I've watched Richard Simmons videos for anything other than research. Research, I tell you! Moving on … how can you not love a kid who posts photos of himself wearing lederhosen with an American Flag in the background. Being so patriotic and not afraid to show off his ethnic heritage brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? But that's not all. According to the site stats there are 1,800 photo sets with 7,984,340 photos, 74 short movie clips, 37 Video Summary Previews, 914 one-hour videos for sale and 64 Photo CDs available. Interestingly enough, none of the links that would allow you to view these items were working. A minor technical glitch I'm sure Kevvi is working diligently on. And ladies, trust me, this guy's a catch. Not only does the News section not bore you with site information (instead it goes directly to MSNBC) but his hobbies also include "crocheting, basket weaving, figure skating and slaying demons from the netherworld." As he's at his sexual prime, that makes him a Demon Slayer and Demon Layer all in one package! Insert porno music and dance! Woo! So if you desire Hot-Underage-Skinny-White-Geek-Love, KevviModel.com is perfect for you. Me, I'm gonna go prep myself for that ride to Hell by setting fire to a couple pencils and shoving them into my ocular cavities for actually viewing, then writing up this site.
—Patrick J. Graney
This article appears in Jan 3-9, 2002.