What women really think about during sex (video)

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  • Jenna Marbles

When I'm having sex, I think about the multiplication tables. I don't find math sexy; it just helps me double, triple, or even quadruple my stamina, depending on how much of the times-table I can work through. This is assuming my partner is not doing something to kill my boner, such as moaning like a deaf power lifter or saying things like, "put a baby in me." In these instances, I am either thinking of many, many other women, or I am concentrating on delivering a convincing reenactment of a previous orgasm before my dick retracts on its own to escape this succubus.

Women don't have to play mind games to postpone an orgasm or to sustain an erection. Their minds are free to wander. Below is a sample of what it would sound like if you could hear your sex partner's thoughts. After watching this I will no longer have to think about math to increase my stamina. I'll just imagine what my partner is thinking about me.

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