If your four-legged friend is malfunctioning, why not give this guy a call?
Will Thomas, a.k.a. the "Tampa Bay Dog Whisperer", promises to solve all your canine calamities for the paltry sum of $500 (roughly the cost of 1,000 rolled-up newspapers).
His YouTube spot, for you skeptics out there: \\\<\/param\>\\<\/param\>\\<\/param\>\\<\/embed\>\<\/object\>