With today's announcement that the L.A. County coroner has ruled Michael Jackson's death a homicide, the never-ending story has officially turned into a murder mystery. Any minute now some old Hollywood detective (Columbo? Jessica Fletcher?) will come shambling onto the scene, gather all the celebrity suspects in a fancy living room and spring a surprise revelation: "LaToya, it was you!"
Or not. There don't look to be any surprise culprits lurking here because the prime suspect looks awfully, well, suspicious.
Video after the break.
This article appears in Aug 19-25, 2009.